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If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.(Hardly seems worth it.)
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If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. (Now that's more like it!)
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The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body
to squirt blood 30 feet. (O.M.G.!)
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A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes. (In my next life, I want to be a pig.)
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A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy.) (I'm still not over the pig.)
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Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour. (Do not try this at home...... maybe at work.)
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The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off. ("Honey, I'm home. What the....?!")
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A mantis breeder has assured me that you preying mantis can copulate with the male's head still attached, even several times.
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The flea can jump 350 times its body length. For a human, that would be equivalent to jumping the length of a football field. (30 minutes...lucky pig... can you imagine??)
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The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds. (What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)
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Some lions mate over 50 times a day. (I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity)
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Butterflies taste with their feet. (Something I always wanted to know.)
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The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue. (Hmmmmmm........won't go there.)
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Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump. (OK, so that would be a good thing....)
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A cat's urine glows under a black light. (I wonder who was paid to figure that out.)
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An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain. (I know some people like that.)
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Starfish have no brains. (I know some people like that too.)
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Polar bears are left-handed. (If they switch, they'll live a lot longer.)
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Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure. (What about that pig??)
