I'm in line at the store. I'm the chunky lady with chocolate chip cookies in her cart. Here's what I'm thinking: 1. I wonder who's feeling superior about what's in their cart and whether they're going to offer advice.
2. Does anybody really believe those magazine articles about two-headed babies with snake bodies?
3. Will the cashier turn on the closed sign just before it's my turn to check out?
4. Will one of my items have an unreadable tag?
5. Will my credit card company be off-line?
6. Should I try to catch that baby in the cart in front of me if he tries to ... okay, he didn't.
7. Is that stuff on the floor really what it looks like?
8. I have to go to the bathroom.
9. Can I wait until I get home?
10. Darn! I forgot those reusable bags in the car again.
