These are just a Few of Our Alternative and Revolutionary Tips for Healthier Living: 1. Beware of Web Sites that, when You wish to proceed,
require You to click on a Button that says:
"Submit."
That is not the Energy You want to Comply With:
To Submit.
Worst of All is ActorsAccess.com, where their compliance button says:
"Complete Submission."
2. Instead of using harmful deodorants or antiperspirants,
take a wedge of lemon and rub it under your arm.
It accomplishes exactly the same result, without the unhealthy side effects.
Plus we think it smells more natural.
3. God Forbid you should ever get any genital infections,
but if You do
throw some Listerine On It.
It will Go Away.
Forever.
4. Drink freshly squeezed juices.
5. Never Ever do Speed / Crystal Meth / Crank
at least, never Again
6. Try Yoga at least once in Your Life.
Bikram Yoga? Not so much. Heh.
7. Stay away from ANYTHING with Aspartame and / or High Fructose Corn Syrup, innit ;)
8. For a Perfectly White Smile, gargle for 21 seconds after You Brush Your Teeth, with Hydrogen Peroxide.
9. We once were told about an Experiment
where they took 2 cups of water
and they put one cup of water in the microwave and microwaved it to boil
and they boiled the other Cup of Water regularly on the stove Top.
Then they took a Seed and put one in each cup of Water.
The seedling in the normal-boiled water grew up Green.
The seedling in the microwaved cup of water grew up Black.
So we pretty much take the Extra time to cook and reheat our food, the Green way...
10. To Remove Rust Stains from Anything
such as the Inside of a Toilet Bowl
pour Coca Cola or Diet Coke in It
and Let It Soak
Then Easily Wipe Off.
So You See, that's the Best Place for Soda.
Imagine what that Does to Your Insides and Teeth...
11. We were taught by a Health Instructor named "Moon" from the Sanctuary Wellness Center
on the Island of Koh Phan Ghan in Thailand
that It is Simple to Stay Slim forever with this One Golden Rule:
ALWAYS HAVE A MOVEMENT AFTER EVERY MEAL.
Yes, retrain Your Mind to Program Yourself to go to the Bathroom after Each and Every Meal
and Intuitively it Makes Sense:
if You always Release Waste, You will Remain Slim.
No matter how long it takes
Even if you have to sit there for Hours
Read a book or whatever
don't Get Up from the Toilet
Until "You've dropped the Kids off at the Pool."
And no laxatives or external help required.
With enough Discipline, your body will respond Accordingly.
Works best if You wait about 20 minutes after Completing a Meal.
12. You've probably Heard this Before but We'll say It Again because It Really Works in keeping Trim:
Put Your Fork down After Each Bite
yes, Each and Every Bite
and, chew at Least 12 times.
You will notice Feeling Full and Stop Eating
rather than Shoveling Food Down Your Throat faster than It can Register.
If You have to sit and watch a film to distract you or Whatever
do Whatever it takes to Get You to Put that Fork Down and Chew many times!
13. Modern Science now States that the Human Body can Easily live
in Its most Optimum form
Up to 114 Years Old.
And Beyond.
So Program THAT into Your Mind, because that's Where It All Begins.
Which means that Most of You Reading This, aren't Even Middle Aged. So Go Out there and Make Your Dreams Happen - We're all Spring Chickens!
(Personally We don't even put any LIMITS on how many Years Our Body can Go...if You constantly Live in the "Now" then It would Seem Your Body could Go Indefinitely.)
If You want Tips on How to Maintain Eternal Youthfulness FOREVER / INDEFINITELY,
Visit www.EternalYouthEmpire.com
