When Pig Fly

For all the times they raised the ceiling
That left the women's senses reeling
For every time he forgot to open the door
And for the times she was left wanting more

For every occasion he left the toilet seat up
Because he never learnt to wash his own cup
The fact that the poor soul did confess
When asked, "Does my butt look big in this dress?"

For every anniversary he did forget
And every time he got her upset
Like when Valentines Day did not come
Because he was at the pub with his chum

So I am warning all you men out there
If you know one you better say a prayer
Because women have had it up to here
And all we will be left with is our beer

But shit, that's cool because beer's real good
And maybe the problem women never understood
Is that men are men until they die
And pigs will never learn to fly.